Friday
Installing Love
TechSupport: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decidedto install Love. Canyou guide me though the process?
TechSupport:Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I thinkI'm ready. What do Ido first?
TechSupport: The first step is to open your Heart. Have youlocatedyourHeart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programsrunning now. Is itokayto installLove while they are running?
TechSupport:What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, LowSelf-Esteem, Grudge andResentmentrunning right now.
TechSupport: Noproblem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from yourcurrentoperating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it willno longer disruptother programs. Love will eventually override LowSelf-Esteemwith a moduleof its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you haveto completely turnoff Grudge and Resentment. Those programs preventLovefrom being properlyinstalled. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Canyou tell me how?
TechSupport:With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invokeForgiveness.Do thisas many times as necessary until Grudge andResentmenthave been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installingitself. Is thatnormal?
TechSupport:Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. Youneed to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. Itsays, "Error -Programnot runon external components." What should I do?
TechSupport: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is setup torunon Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technicalterms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Loveothers.
Customer: So, what should I do?
TechSupport: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingfiles: Forgive-Self;Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
TechSupport: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. Thesystemwill overwriteany conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,you needto delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty yourRecycle Binto make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up withnew files. Smileisplaying on mymonitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves allover My Heart. Isthis normal?
TechSupport: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventuallyeverything getsit at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. Onemore thing before wehang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give itandits various modules to everyoneyou meet. They will in turn share itwithothers and return some cool modulesback to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
princess maddie.
